A major case of earworm

Misandry for the mother fucking win.

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ratchetintherye:

equal-opportunity-player:

fuelingit:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

I LOVE DOGS AUGH

LET ME PAT THEM ALL

This is basically my dog

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“I was actually listing Hitchcock movies … What I’m really trying to say is I want the deepest, darkest, sickest parts of you, that you’re afraid to share with anyone; Because I love you that much.” (2009)

shinga-tumblr:

itswalky:

craziesun:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

“In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.”

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS A KIDS TV SHOW WHERE THE ENTIRE MORAL OF AN EPISODE WAS THAT BEING FEMININE DOES NOT MAKE YOU WEAK

did you guys know that mlp isn’t feminist? a brony told me so.

This was the kid who kept using the phrase “the female” to refer abstractly to girls as if he were writing about the legendary unicorn, right?

bronies stahp

queendread:

I don’t understand the USA, all your roads are straight and all your cities look like they were planned using Excel.

Everyone knows the only way to build a city is to wait until a bunch of tiny villages merge together over centuries and create a sprawling clusterfuck of winding roads that make no sense and have no street signs and are impossible to navigate unless you’ve lived there all your life.

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cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

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wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

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What the fuck am I watching.

What

What

What the fuck am I watching